Nathaniel: What time would it be if a monster attacked our house?
Tim: I’m not sure.
Nathaniel: Time to move out.
—Nathaniel H., Tabor, New Jersey
NIVYA: Which season is the most dangerous?
SITARA: I don’t know.
NIVYA: Fall!
Nivya L., San Ramon, California
Rhett: Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
Hank: No clue.
Rhett: Because they don’t have any organs.
Rhett A., Louisa, Virginia
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