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KRASH NEWZ

THERE’S A BEAR IN THERE

After hearing a rumbling noise from under her house during the winter months, an American homeowner made a shock discovery when spring arrived. Five bears were found to be hibernating underneath the home. Contacting the animal rescue group, the BEAR League, the homeowner and other residents described the sounds as like snoring. When the weather temperature increased, the homeowner then confirmed unmistakable sounds of a mother bear waking up. The BEAR League said, “We un-invited Mama Bear, not yet aware there were four more bears under the house.” Mother bear had reportedly given birth to three cubs and also adopted a fourth cub that had been orphaned. The league added, “It was quite

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