A: This recipe is going to cause bigger problems in the world than those already happening. You mangled individual! You’ve combined German food and Italian food. And there’s mash on the side.
C: The Irish and the Italians are very similar; for a start, we both have an ‘I’ at the start of our names. And we cook. There’s pork neck with crunch, but then you’ve got the ooziness of the bolognese.
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