Bar None

Let me tell you what you won’t find at the Original Pinkie Masters in Savannah: trendy cocktails. A credit card machine. (Apple Pay? Don’t make me snort into my gin. It’s cash only, baby.) People scrolling through their phones (I foolishly checked mine early on, and a ruddy, seafaring type roared, “Hey, Red! Put down your gadget and meet your neighbors! Pretend it’s the nineties!”). You won’t find a marketing campaign or a social media strategy. You won’t find a TV playing, unless the World Series is on; during