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‘What would you like for your birthday?” Michele asks. “Peace and quiet,” I say. She rolls her eyes.

This used to be our June ritual. As my birthday in July approached – I’ll be 55 this year, if you must ask – she would inquire as to what sort of thing I might want for a gift, and I would reply with something helpful such as “a baby brother”, “Farrah

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