Butt of the joke
Apr 08, 2021
2 minutes
Alida Dreyer, 28
Pounding up the stairs, I crept into my room and closed my door.
Zipping open my school bag, I pulled out a multipack of crisps and two chocolate bars.
Then I stuffed them underneath my mattress.
Ready to gorge on later.
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