TOWN & COUNTRY
Mar 04, 2021
2 minutes
‘I’m sorry to report I’m as ignorant as ever’
Every spring I contract Listeria – a desperate urge to write to-do lists. After the long winter lockdown, the first whiff of daffodils snaps me into an energetic mood of self-improvement. This year’s list read like this:
1 Be more creative in bed… And by that I do not mean knitting while watching Newsnight.
Don’t drink so much wine
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