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Oldest Bubble Pops its Clogs

The centosecundian bubble was blown at 2:14:25 pm in Barnstaple Country Park, by four-year-old Maisie Plapple, and spent the majority of its record-breaking existence drifting haphazardly on air currents.

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Eyewitnesses reported a hazardous time between 20 and 30 seconds when it looked as if the spherical film of soapy water might be about to drift into a gorse bush, but a sudden light breeze at 2:14:55 blew the 2.1cm wide structure in the opposite direction.

After floating around the park for another 80 seconds or so,

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