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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A VICE-FREE NEW YEAR

IT’2S a story as old as time. At midnight on December 31st, every man in Britain vows to give up masturbating. But chances are that by lunchtime on New Year’s Day he has already fallen off the wagon and cracked a quick one out.

And now a new study by scientists at Bristol University tells us what we already know from bitter experience – refraining from wringing the bell is

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