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    JESUS SAVES

    Jan 07, 2021 3 minutes

    Dear AB of C,

    UR local Curry’s is slashing the price on one of them cordless Dyson vacuums in this year’s January sales. But yesterday I overheard Edna Earnshaw from number 32 telling her sister that she’s after buying it. I was wondering if God might consider smiting Mrs Earnshaw with a plague of boils or locusts or some other temporarily debilitating affliction on January 1st, so that I am able to

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