Pick Me Up!

PARTY POOPER YOU’VE GOT TA LAUGH!

Crowding round for our morning meeting in work, I listened to my manager Louise Lambert, then 39.

‘Next up, has everyone completed the stool charts?’ she asked.

‘Here she goes again…’ I said, as we all chuckled.

‘Always on about their bowels!’

We worked in Ashcombe

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