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A MAN is wandering the desert, having lost his way, when he comes across a friendly-looking salesman with a suitcase.

“Good day to you, good sir,” the salesman says.

“Water, please!” is all the man manages to say through his parched throat.

“Oh, I’m afraid I don’t have any water on me,” the salesman replies. “But I can offer you one of these stylish

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