Tony Naylor I’d eat all the pies!
was watching Swinton Lions RLFC when it happened. You will think I’m making that peak-northern detail up, but no, we were at a rugby league game when Mrs N turned to me, holding a potato ‘n’ meat pie, and said, grimly, ‘Pff! Potato pie, more like. Where’s the meat?’ Reader, in 28 years together, never have I felt more distant from her. I try
