MOTOR Magazine Australia

Tim Keen

‘AUTOMOBLOW IS AN AUTOMATIC JUNK-FONDLER YOU CAN INSTALL IN YOUR TESLA … I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP’

FIRST, A TRIGGER WARNING: this column touches on the male genitals. Wait, no, I’m not literally touching on some male genitals, I mean this column deals with the male genitals, and Teslas, and a new device that combines the two.

So if that’s the sort of thing that makes

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