Praise the Lord and pass the Purell, people!
by Carl Hiaasen, Tribune Content Agency
Apr 06, 2020
3 minutes
An absolutely true news item: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on April 1 issued a stay-at-home order to curb the worsening COVID-19 pandemic, yet he exempted those wishing to attend "religious services conducted in churches, synagogues and houses of worship."
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Brothers and sisters, thank you for coming out to pray with us on this fine, extremely quiet Sunday.
And special thanks to our governor, who courageously disregarded the advice of pagan "infectious-disease specialists" who said there should be
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