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Nappy dread

In the summer of 2018, I found myself sifting through piles of garbage. It was a work thing. We were filming for the Lightbox show Get It to Te Papa, and I was combing a rubbish dump for the dildo that hit Steven Joyce in the face at Waitangi.

There were no discarded sex toys to be found, but as I peeled back the layers of filth, another household item

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