KEEPING THE LOVE alive

“Can you imagine arguing with your husband in the car, and when you get out to go to Starbucks, you’re still pissed off with each other?” says Michaela Boehm, intimacy and relationship expert to the stars. “Now imagine doing that when you’re famous and everybody knows your business and is going, ‘Hahaha, they’re breaking up.’ It’s horrible. I’m well suited to this job because I don’t leak information. I keep people’s s**t private.” This is the wild-haired, mild-mannered Austrian guru’s way of reminding me that the sex life of her most high-profile client, Gwyneth Paltrow, is off limits. The actress may have recently outed Michaela as the secret to keeping the spark in her marriage – she and her husband, director Brad Falchuk, lived in separate houses for nearly a year – but Michaela, 51, is as discreet as if her livelihood depended on it. Which, in many ways, it does.

“I can’t tell you anything specific about anybody, unless they tell you about it,”