Swapsies with the Sussexes
Jan 19, 2020
2 minutes
GREG DIXON
Their boy, Archie, can be introduced to our famous friends, such as Xanthe the wonder sheep.
I think if I was going to be a prince, I’d be like Prince Harry. For a start, I don’t like the media. What a bunch of bullies! And they make stuff up, like I’m making up this column right now. Outrageous!
Also, I don’t like Prince Charles. Mainly it’s his
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