SIMCOASTER

I placed hotdog stands too close to the entrance of my rollercoaster, and now people are puking on the sidewalk. My janitors are threatening to strike because they can’t clean the puke up fast enough, but I chose to install bathroom security cameras to stop kids from setting off stink bombs instead. My janitors strike. The puke festers on the ground. People puke from the puke. No one ever said running a theme park was easy.

SimCoaster tests your ability to play PR, HR, marketer, and designer at the same time. You not only have to manage a robust employee roster of gardeners, security guards, janitors, engineers, and entertainers, but you also have to monitor guest satisfaction with every feature of your park, right down to every last plant. Do well, and you can expand your park into different themed zones, unlock new rides, and grow profits sky high. Do poorly, and risk some stern words