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You Can’t Keep Your Parents’ Skulls

Under U.S. law, it’s nearly impossible to get permission to decapitate and de-flesh a relative’s remains.
Source: Stefan Wermuth / Reuters

You might (or might not) be surprised at how often in my work as a mortician I am asked whether a mourning family member can keep a dearly departed’s skull. Assuming your intentions are good, you’re looking at three major hurdles to clear before Dad’s brainpan can hold jelly beans on your coffee table: paperwork, legal control, and skeletonization.

In theory, people get to decide what happens to their body after death. In reality, it is near impossible to get legal permission to display a relative’s skeleton.

I’ll tell you what’s not going to work: marching over

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