Taylor Swift's 'Lover': All 18 songs, ranked

To hear Taylor Swift tell it, the reason her new album is the longest she's ever made is because she set out to capture the fullness of love - "all the captivating, spellbinding, maddening, devastating, red, blue, gray, golden aspects of it," as she writes in the liner notes to "Lover," which came out Friday and immediately sold nearly half a million copies in the United States, according to Billboard.

But if Swift equally values each of the 18 songs on her seventh studio album, that doesn't mean the rest of us have to. Behold, then, this critical rundown of every tune on "Lover," ranked from worst to best, with a point of comparison for each to an earlier selection from