In Florida, it's the thought that counts, because it sure isn't our votes!
by Carl Hiaasen, Tribune Content Agency
Nov 12, 2018
3 minutes
Whenever you see the words "Florida" and "recount" in the same headline, it's time to start self-medicating -- and cover your chads.
For most of the country, the grinding, venomous 2018 mid-terms are over -- but not here in the dependably confused Sunshine State. Joke writers for late-night TV hosts are rapturous.
Three major statewide recounts threaten to torment weary Floridians for days, weeks or longer. It all depends on the number (and tenacity) of lawyers hired
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