'Hey, don't judge me! I just really, really like beer! Really!'
by Carl Hiaasen, Tribune Content Agency
Oct 09, 2018
3 minutes
(Rejected first and only draft of a statement by future Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh seeking to clarify his position on beer.)
Mr. Chairman and members of the committee,
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to come back and follow up on certain remarks I made during my earlier testimony. In particular, I want to focus on my relationship with beer.
As I stated repeatedly the last time I sat before you, I liked beer when
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