At least Stormy Daniels is no hypocrite

"It is my ass," she declared. "I control it and I'll give it to whomever I want."

So said a woman named Juana Lopes, while testifying in Santa Fe in 1844. Lopes, a married woman, was defending her right to commit adultery.

Obviously, you wouldn't want to be her poor husband. But at the same time, it's hard not