Los Angeles Times

Forget the cliches: Offensive lineman might be the smartest players

You see the huge, human frames and the jerseys barely covering the round bellies. Their arms are covered with scrapes and bruises, their helmets scratched and gauged, the paint chipped from opposing facemasks slamming into them.

Every snap looks the same. The ball gets snapped and then, whack, a quick human car crash.

Who in their right mind would want to be an offensive lineman?

They're battering rams. They're the biggest guys on the field. And, unless you know what you're looking at, it all looks pretty brainless.

"Battering ram or brute? That's a really nice way of putting

You’re reading a preview, subscribe to read more.

More from Los Angeles Times

Los Angeles Times7 min read
'He's Gonna Be A Blue Jay.' Inside The Day Shohei Ohtani Did Not Fly To Toronto.
TORONTO — It all started with a tweet. Two of them, actually. On Dec. 8 last year, during a Friday afternoon in the thick of MLB's offseason, Toronto-based freelance photographer — and proud Blue Jays fan — Carlos Osorio was scrolling through X (form
Los Angeles Times2 min read
Paramount Global CEO Bob Bakish Expected To Leave The Company
LOS ANGELES — Paramount Global Chief Executive Bob Bakish is expected to be ousted from the company, according to two sources familiar with the matter. Bakish’s departure comes as Paramount’s future hangs in the balance. The company is currently in a
Los Angeles Times1 min read
Chargers Trade Up In Round 2 To Get Georgia Receiver They Coveted
LOS ANGELES — The Chargers started Day 2 of the NFL draft Friday by getting receiving help, selecting Georgia’s Ladd McConkey with the second pick of the second round, the 34th selection overall. The Chargers made a deal with New England to swap thei

Related Books & Audiobooks