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    People Are Calling in to a New 'Criminal Alien' Hotline With Reports of Extraterrestrials

    On Wednesday, the administration launched a new office to “assist victims of crimes committed by criminal aliens.” Some rang in with reports of UFOs.
    by Priscilla Alvarez Apr 27, 2017 2 minutes
    Source: Susan Walsh / AP

    The term “alien” is used in legal contexts to denote those present in the United States who aren’t citizens. But some callers are using a new hotline launched on Wednesday for victims of crimes committed by aliens to report that they’ve been victimized by extraterrestrials.

    On Wednesday, the Trump to the Department of Homeland Security.

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