NINE THINGS TO FIX—NOW
by GARRISON KEILLOR
Jul 02, 2016
2 minutes
26. Kill the airport announcements about reporting any person who asks you to carry something aboard the aircraft. Nobody has ever done this.
27. Likewise the flight attendants’ demonstration of how to fasten a seat belt. We know how.
28. Stop making pennies,
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