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    Brandi Must Die: The Next Great American Novel, #1
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    The Next Great American Novel Series

    By James Victory

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    About this series

    Finding love is hard in your 30s: it's that awkward time between the pre-marriage, bang 'em all 20's and the post-divorce, bang 'em all again 40's. This book is about one man's mission to meet "the one" or die trying… or she might even die, who knows?

     

    Did Bukowski and Hunter S. Thompson have a love child? Maybe they did… It was this book. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

    The book features artwork from the author himself. Don't worry… His writing is much better than his drawing!

     

    Trigger Warning #1: If you're an SJW, fascist, or Republican, you will not like this book, put it down! 

     

    Trigger Warning #2: You will be offended at some point: I make ethnic jokes, my sense of humor is patently absurd, I use harsh language, and at times, I'm somewhat critical of the fairer sex. If this bothers you, go cry by yourself… Do not Tweet like a Donald Trump wannabe.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherACG Publishing
    Release dateJan 29, 2024
    Brandi Must Die: The Next Great American Novel, #1

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      Brandi Must Die: The Next Great American Novel, #1
      Brandi Must Die: The Next Great American Novel, #1

      Brandi Must Die: The Next Great American Novel, #1

      James Victory
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      Finding love is hard in your 30s: it's that awkward time between the pre-marriage, bang 'em all 20's and the post-divorce, bang 'em all again 40's. This book is about one man's mission to meet "the one" or die trying… or she might even die, who knows?   Did Bukowski and Hunter S. Thompson have a love child? Maybe they did… It was this book. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. The book features artwork from the author himself. Don't worry… His writing is much better than his drawing!   Trigger Warning #1: If you're an SJW, fascist, or Republican, you will not like this book, put it down!    Trigger Warning #2: You will be offended at some point: I make ethnic jokes, my sense of humor is patently absurd, I use harsh language, and at times, I'm somewhat critical of the fairer sex. If this bothers you, go cry by yourself… Do not Tweet like a Donald Trump wannabe.

      Finding love is hard in your 30s: it's that awkward time between the pre-marriage, bang 'em all 20's and the post-divorce, bang 'em all again 40's. This book is about one man's mission to meet "the one" or die trying… or she might even die, who knows?   Did Bukowski and Hunter S. Thompson have a love child? Maybe they did… It was this book. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. The book features artwork from the author himself. Don't worry… His writing is much better than his drawing!   Trigger Warning #1: If you're an SJW, fascist, or Republican, you will not like this book, put it down!    Trigger Warning #2: You will be offended at some point: I make ethnic jokes, my sense of humor is patently absurd, I use harsh language, and at times, I'm somewhat critical of the fairer sex. If this bothers you, go cry by yourself… Do not Tweet like a Donald Trump wannabe.

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