Apocalypse Earth Series

Outgunned, Outnumbered - And Outta Luck.   1981 - Now, don't panic, we are being attacked - by an unbeatable, unrelenting extraterrestrial force hellbent on taking earth. Our only hope? A fairly violently disgruntled Top Secret agent delicately balancing a pretty broad spectrum of addictions and worrying dysfunctions. So, you ask, it's just him - there's no one else? Uh-huh. Seriously...? Yep. And as once mighty First World superpower nations are brought to their knees in the face of increasingly insurmountable odds, our guy will do whatever it takes to ensure earth survives - lie, kill, try and bed his cold but super-sexy boss, cheat on his taxes, blow up a capital city, whatever. The result? An out-of-this-world epic space-comedy adventure...!     The "Road To Hell", - Monty Python's Guardians of the Galaxy...!   BOOKS IN THE SERIES: 1 - Road To Hell 2 - Decimation Earth 3 - Second Wave 4 - Earth - Attack 5 - Space - Destruction 6 - Congress Of Nations 7 - Lunar Downfall 8 - Maxi Turbo - THING

No plan. No escape. Nothing to lose - it's fight or die time, people, and we choose to FIGHT! We choose to make a stand.We choose to not give an inch. We shall never surrender - unless we lose. In which case we definitely want that "surrender" option on the table. Right...? Seems sensible.  But for the moment, facing seemingly insurmountable odds, we choose to fight...!     VOLUME ONE collects the second, third and fourth adventures of disgruntled and unstable Agent Frank Gates and his team - Apocalypse Earth, a laugh-out-loud, action-packed space adventure series.   ***WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING*** "Outstanding humor...!" - "Amazing - ... just so good...!" - "Well written..." - "Cute...!" - "...fast, light, entertaining reading..." - (My personal favorite): "...not full of typos or consistently disgusting grammar...!" - "...hailed as a study in the `...dynamics of human behavior...'" - "It has come to my attention that my reticular formation - the area at the base of the brain responsible for sleeping - is malfunctioning. Seven days so far and no sleep. Good thing I had the Apocalypse Earth series to read." - "SG Laurie, you make me sick. I'm vomiting my guts into a bucket reading the Road To Hell it's so ridiculous-ly funny...!" - "... a terrifying good comedy read - is this really a true story...?" ***   BOOKS IN THE SERIES: 1.Road To Hell 2.Decimation Earth 3.Second Wave 4.Earth - Attack 5.Space - Destruction 6.Congress Of Nations 7.Lunar Downfall 8.Maxi Turbo - THING