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    How To Be The Best Damn Faery Godmother In The World (Or Die Trying) Series

    Written by Helen Harper

    Narrated by Ruth Urquhart

    3.5/5

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    About this series

    If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

    Saffron Sawyer is on her own. She's no longer part of the Office of Faery Godmothers-in fact, she's no longer part of anything, even if her magic is stronger now than she could have ever dreamed possible. Thwarted at every turn and stalked by monsters in the streets, her life feels like it's falling apart.

    But Saffron isn't going to give up hope. She's sworn revenge on the Director and she can't forget about Jasper and the way he makes her feel. And when some familiar faces come knocking at her door, she might just have found the answers she's been looking for.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateSep 10, 2019
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    Titles in the series (4)

    • 1

      Wishful Thinking
      Wishful Thinking

      Wishful Thinking

      Helen Harper
      5/5 - 41 ratings
      5/5 - 41 ratings

      Muddled magic. Missing faeries. She's having one spell of a day at work . . . Saffron Sawyer aspires to rise from the magical world's bottom rung. But when her wish to join the renowned Office of Faery Godmothers is granted, bullies make her first day on the job unbearable. And to add to her misery, she discovers that someone is abducting her coworkers one-by-one. Desperate to prevent another kidnapping, she scrambles to piece together the clues. After teaming up with the handsome and powerful Devil's Advocate, she uncovers a strange connection between the disappearances and her lowly former gig. But when Saffron learns her promotion was only a ploy, she vows to ruin the devious plan. Can Saffron muster enough magic to trap the villain before she's sacked or stolen?

      Muddled magic. Missing faeries. She's having one spell of a day at work . . . Saffron Sawyer aspires to rise from the magical world's bottom rung. But when her wish to join the renowned Office of Faery Godmothers is granted, bullies make her first day on the job unbearable. And to add to her misery, she discovers that someone is abducting her coworkers one-by-one. Desperate to prevent another kidnapping, she scrambles to piece together the clues. After teaming up with the handsome and powerful Devil's Advocate, she uncovers a strange connection between the disappearances and her lowly former gig. But when Saffron learns her promotion was only a ploy, she vows to ruin the devious plan. Can Saffron muster enough magic to trap the villain before she's sacked or stolen?

    • 2

      Wish List
      Wish List

      Wish List

      Helen Harper
      4/5 - 37 ratings
      4/5 - 37 ratings

      You don't have to be mad to work at the Office of Faery Godmothers. But you do have to be magic. Saffron Sawyer is a faery on a mission. She may no longer have the same rose-tinted spectacles about her job as she once did, but she's still determined to be the best faery godmother that there is. And when she's given the role as leader of a taskforce designed to hunt down the elusive trolls, she knows it's her time to step up and be counted. Juggling her new responsibilities while dealing with difficult clients isn't easy, however. Danger lurks around every corner-and Jasper, the handsome and powerful Devil's Advocate, is continually looming over her shoulder in the office. Can Saffron prove her worth to the world of magic? Or will she make one mistake too many and find herself in mortal danger?

      You don't have to be mad to work at the Office of Faery Godmothers. But you do have to be magic. Saffron Sawyer is a faery on a mission. She may no longer have the same rose-tinted spectacles about her job as she once did, but she's still determined to be the best faery godmother that there is. And when she's given the role as leader of a taskforce designed to hunt down the elusive trolls, she knows it's her time to step up and be counted. Juggling her new responsibilities while dealing with difficult clients isn't easy, however. Danger lurks around every corner-and Jasper, the handsome and powerful Devil's Advocate, is continually looming over her shoulder in the office. Can Saffron prove her worth to the world of magic? Or will she make one mistake too many and find herself in mortal danger?

    • 3

      As You Wish
      As You Wish

      As You Wish

      Helen Harper
      5/5 - 33 ratings
      5/5 - 33 ratings

      It's a dirty job when you're a faery godmother . . . but someone's got to do it. Saffron Sawyer's world is spinning out of control in more ways than one. Her newly acquired pooch, Pumpkin, hates her guts and it's highly possible that the trolls are reneging on their promise of temporary peace. Saffron is also on her way to setting the world record for the number of magical wands lost in one month while the continued proximity of Jasper, the emerald eyed Devil's Advocate, is turning her into a near helpless lust puddle. Unfortunately, life is never simple in the Office of Faery Godmother . . . especially when your past mistakes are preparing to come back and haunt you.

      It's a dirty job when you're a faery godmother . . . but someone's got to do it. Saffron Sawyer's world is spinning out of control in more ways than one. Her newly acquired pooch, Pumpkin, hates her guts and it's highly possible that the trolls are reneging on their promise of temporary peace. Saffron is also on her way to setting the world record for the number of magical wands lost in one month while the continued proximity of Jasper, the emerald eyed Devil's Advocate, is turning her into a near helpless lust puddle. Unfortunately, life is never simple in the Office of Faery Godmother . . . especially when your past mistakes are preparing to come back and haunt you.

    • 4

      Best Wishes
      Best Wishes

      Best Wishes

      Helen Harper
      5/5 - 26 ratings
      5/5 - 26 ratings

      If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. Saffron Sawyer is on her own. She's no longer part of the Office of Faery Godmothers-in fact, she's no longer part of anything, even if her magic is stronger now than she could have ever dreamed possible. Thwarted at every turn and stalked by monsters in the streets, her life feels like it's falling apart. But Saffron isn't going to give up hope. She's sworn revenge on the Director and she can't forget about Jasper and the way he makes her feel. And when some familiar faces come knocking at her door, she might just have found the answers she's been looking for.

      If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. Saffron Sawyer is on her own. She's no longer part of the Office of Faery Godmothers-in fact, she's no longer part of anything, even if her magic is stronger now than she could have ever dreamed possible. Thwarted at every turn and stalked by monsters in the streets, her life feels like it's falling apart. But Saffron isn't going to give up hope. She's sworn revenge on the Director and she can't forget about Jasper and the way he makes her feel. And when some familiar faces come knocking at her door, she might just have found the answers she's been looking for.

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