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    Shocker 2: Love Gun: Shocker, #2
    Shocker 3: Slippery When Wet: Shocker, #3
    Shocker: Shocker, #1
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    Shocker Series

    By Armand Rosamilia, Frank J. Edler and Frank Edler

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    About this series

    The third and final installment in the SHOCKER trilogy.

    Vito "Shocker" Shocketti is on the biggest quest of his life: to rescue his son, Dirty, save Baby Jesus from the clutches of evil and try to hook up with his ex for one final fling.

    Shocker 3: Slippery When Wet is a heartwarming romantic delight, sure to bring happiness and joy to your life… Nah. It's a humorous horror story you won't soon forget, because some of this is so crazy and repulsive it will make you laugh and cringe at the same time. Or it won't. reactions may vary.

    Armand Rosamilia and Frank J. Edler return with their leather pants, cut open shirts and cases of hair spray to continue the tale of the badass long hair from New Jersey, So gas up the IROC, crank up the tape player to 11 and throw up them horns for the last part of the story that's sure to make your ears bleed!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRymfire Books
    Release dateFeb 16, 2016
    Shocker 2: Love Gun: Shocker, #2
    Shocker 3: Slippery When Wet: Shocker, #3
    Shocker: Shocker, #1

    Titles in the series (3)

    • 1

      Shocker: Shocker, #1
      Shocker: Shocker, #1

      Shocker: Shocker, #1

      Armand Rosamilia
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      SHOCKER is the horror humor story of a prisoner, a religious idol, monsters and mayhem. Vito "The Shocker" Shocketti has been locked away in Rahway State Penitentiary for twenty years of his life sentence. In that time not one cellmate has endured being quartered with him for very long. That all changes when a young kid, Manny "Dirty" Sanchez, gets put with The Shocker. A star struck Manny begs "The Shocker" to tell him his legendary story of crime and murder. Vito decides to unload on the kid, who becomes more and more engrossed in The Shocker's tales of living life on the edge in the seedy heavy metal club scene in 1980's New Jersey. The Shocker, impressed that Dirty has not begged the guards to move him from the cell, drops a bombshell. All the murders The Shocker committed were directed at the behest of Baby Jesus. The Shockers tales devolve into the weird and insane. Could The Shocker be making it all up to make Manny think he is criminally insane or is the Baby Jesus real and has a higher plan for the both of them? Seasoned writing veteran Armand Rosamillia teams up with hungry newcomer, Frank J Edler to tell this darkly funny story of reckless behavior, oddball monsters and the cherubic Baby Jesus. The two Jersey boys spin a thick flavor of heavy metal life in New Jersey that will make the most bad-ass of metalheads cringe with delight. This story should come with a pair of tight black leather pants and a can of Aqua Net. Also features an interview with both authors by fellow deranged author Christian Jensen

      SHOCKER is the horror humor story of a prisoner, a religious idol, monsters and mayhem. Vito "The Shocker" Shocketti has been locked away in Rahway State Penitentiary for twenty years of his life sentence. In that time not one cellmate has endured being quartered with him for very long. That all changes when a young kid, Manny "Dirty" Sanchez, gets put with The Shocker. A star struck Manny begs "The Shocker" to tell him his legendary story of crime and murder. Vito decides to unload on the kid, who becomes more and more engrossed in The Shocker's tales of living life on the edge in the seedy heavy metal club scene in 1980's New Jersey. The Shocker, impressed that Dirty has not begged the guards to move him from the cell, drops a bombshell. All the murders The Shocker committed were directed at the behest of Baby Jesus. The Shockers tales devolve into the weird and insane. Could The Shocker be making it all up to make Manny think he is criminally insane or is the Baby Jesus real and has a higher plan for the both of them? Seasoned writing veteran Armand Rosamillia teams up with hungry newcomer, Frank J Edler to tell this darkly funny story of reckless behavior, oddball monsters and the cherubic Baby Jesus. The two Jersey boys spin a thick flavor of heavy metal life in New Jersey that will make the most bad-ass of metalheads cringe with delight. This story should come with a pair of tight black leather pants and a can of Aqua Net. Also features an interview with both authors by fellow deranged author Christian Jensen

    • 2

      Shocker 2: Love Gun: Shocker, #2
      Shocker 2: Love Gun: Shocker, #2

      Shocker 2: Love Gun: Shocker, #2

      Armand Rosamilia
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      The second installment in the SHOCKER trilogy continues. Vito "Shocker" Shocketti is on a mission to find the only woman he's ever loved. His long, lost son is tagging along to help find her. The Baby Jesus told them to. After being locked away for thirty years, Shocker finds his worst enemy is time. He's unleashed upon a world that's moved on since he was locked away. There are cell phones, internets, digital apps and no hair bands on the radio. Worst of all, every rock club he ever claimed as his turf is nowhere to be found. Shocker 2: Love Gun is the story of a man out of time, a boy and his father and the woman they both need in their lives. Shocker and his son, Manny "Dirty" Sanchez must face the worst this new world throws at them to reunite their family. Under the ever watchful eye of The Baby Jesus they carry around in a backpack they stand a fighting chance to reunite their family. But the seedy underground boss, Gonzo, and the limitless cadre of monsters at his disposal will stop at nothing to put an end to the family reunion. Armand Rosamilia and Frank J. Edler return with their leather pants, cut open shirts and cases of hair spray to continue the tale of the badass long hair from New Jersey, So gas up the IROC, crank up the tape player to 11 and throw up them horns for the next part of the story that's sure to make your eyes bleed!

      The second installment in the SHOCKER trilogy continues. Vito "Shocker" Shocketti is on a mission to find the only woman he's ever loved. His long, lost son is tagging along to help find her. The Baby Jesus told them to. After being locked away for thirty years, Shocker finds his worst enemy is time. He's unleashed upon a world that's moved on since he was locked away. There are cell phones, internets, digital apps and no hair bands on the radio. Worst of all, every rock club he ever claimed as his turf is nowhere to be found. Shocker 2: Love Gun is the story of a man out of time, a boy and his father and the woman they both need in their lives. Shocker and his son, Manny "Dirty" Sanchez must face the worst this new world throws at them to reunite their family. Under the ever watchful eye of The Baby Jesus they carry around in a backpack they stand a fighting chance to reunite their family. But the seedy underground boss, Gonzo, and the limitless cadre of monsters at his disposal will stop at nothing to put an end to the family reunion. Armand Rosamilia and Frank J. Edler return with their leather pants, cut open shirts and cases of hair spray to continue the tale of the badass long hair from New Jersey, So gas up the IROC, crank up the tape player to 11 and throw up them horns for the next part of the story that's sure to make your eyes bleed!

    • 3

      Shocker 3: Slippery When Wet: Shocker, #3
      Shocker 3: Slippery When Wet: Shocker, #3

      Shocker 3: Slippery When Wet: Shocker, #3

      Armand Rosamilia
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      The third and final installment in the SHOCKER trilogy. Vito "Shocker" Shocketti is on the biggest quest of his life: to rescue his son, Dirty, save Baby Jesus from the clutches of evil and try to hook up with his ex for one final fling. Shocker 3: Slippery When Wet is a heartwarming romantic delight, sure to bring happiness and joy to your life… Nah. It's a humorous horror story you won't soon forget, because some of this is so crazy and repulsive it will make you laugh and cringe at the same time. Or it won't. reactions may vary. Armand Rosamilia and Frank J. Edler return with their leather pants, cut open shirts and cases of hair spray to continue the tale of the badass long hair from New Jersey, So gas up the IROC, crank up the tape player to 11 and throw up them horns for the last part of the story that's sure to make your ears bleed!

      The third and final installment in the SHOCKER trilogy. Vito "Shocker" Shocketti is on the biggest quest of his life: to rescue his son, Dirty, save Baby Jesus from the clutches of evil and try to hook up with his ex for one final fling. Shocker 3: Slippery When Wet is a heartwarming romantic delight, sure to bring happiness and joy to your life… Nah. It's a humorous horror story you won't soon forget, because some of this is so crazy and repulsive it will make you laugh and cringe at the same time. Or it won't. reactions may vary. Armand Rosamilia and Frank J. Edler return with their leather pants, cut open shirts and cases of hair spray to continue the tale of the badass long hair from New Jersey, So gas up the IROC, crank up the tape player to 11 and throw up them horns for the last part of the story that's sure to make your ears bleed!

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