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    Dick and Dom’s Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing!
    Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle
    Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words
    Ebook series3 titles

    Dick and Dom Series

    By Richard McCourt and Dominic Wood

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    About this series

    What did the tuna family say when a submarine went by? 'Oh, look, a tin full of people!'

    What do you do if you're too hot at a football match? Sit next to a fan.

    Waiter Waiter! Will my pizza be long? Waiter: No, sir, it will be round.

    What happens if you get a gigabyte? It megahertz.

    The time has come to find the funniest joke ever! And Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book, are the right people for the job.

    In Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle they battle their way through 360 hilarious and silly jokes to find the very best joke ever through a series of hilarious themed rounds. Want to hear the best cheese joke ever? How about the best knock, knock joke? Dick thinks he knows it, but then again so does Dom, so it's up to you to decide. Let battle commence – and may the best joker win!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPan Macmillan
    Release dateOct 10, 2013
    Dick and Dom’s Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing!
    Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle
    Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words

    Titles in the series (3)

    • 1

      Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words
      Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words

      Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words

      Richard McCourt
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      Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty But Very Silly Words! is a collection of their brilliant made-up words and phrases. Filled with the silliest words and definitions imaginable, and illustrated with glorious line drawings, this is a hilarious book to come back to again and again. Dobbawoofsinit: A person who has trumped and blamed the dog. Germ Rain: The little bits of spit that some teachers do when they're talking. Musty Troutwarbler: An aged teacher who can't keep control of the class.

      Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty But Very Silly Words! is a collection of their brilliant made-up words and phrases. Filled with the silliest words and definitions imaginable, and illustrated with glorious line drawings, this is a hilarious book to come back to again and again. Dobbawoofsinit: A person who has trumped and blamed the dog. Germ Rain: The little bits of spit that some teachers do when they're talking. Musty Troutwarbler: An aged teacher who can't keep control of the class.

    • 4

      Dick and Dom’s Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing!
      Dick and Dom’s Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing!

      Dick and Dom’s Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing!

      Dominic Wood
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      It's time to get festive with Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book - with Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! A fantastic compendium of Christmas jokes and activities, crazy carols, completely true Christmas facts* and all-round festive nuttiness - Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! is the perfect stocking filler for kids of all ages. *This is a lie - we made them up because we're anarchists!

      It's time to get festive with Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book - with Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! A fantastic compendium of Christmas jokes and activities, crazy carols, completely true Christmas facts* and all-round festive nuttiness - Dick and Dom's Christmas Jokes, Nuts and Stuffing! is the perfect stocking filler for kids of all ages. *This is a lie - we made them up because we're anarchists!

    • 5

      Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle
      Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle

      Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle

      Richard McCourt
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      What did the tuna family say when a submarine went by? 'Oh, look, a tin full of people!' What do you do if you're too hot at a football match? Sit next to a fan. Waiter Waiter! Will my pizza be long? Waiter: No, sir, it will be round. What happens if you get a gigabyte? It megahertz. The time has come to find the funniest joke ever! And Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book, are the right people for the job. In Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle they battle their way through 360 hilarious and silly jokes to find the very best joke ever through a series of hilarious themed rounds. Want to hear the best cheese joke ever? How about the best knock, knock joke? Dick thinks he knows it, but then again so does Dom, so it's up to you to decide. Let battle commence – and may the best joker win!

      What did the tuna family say when a submarine went by? 'Oh, look, a tin full of people!' What do you do if you're too hot at a football match? Sit next to a fan. Waiter Waiter! Will my pizza be long? Waiter: No, sir, it will be round. What happens if you get a gigabyte? It megahertz. The time has come to find the funniest joke ever! And Dick and Dom, esteemed TV geniuses and authors of the bestselling Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book, are the right people for the job. In Dick v Dom - The Joke Battle they battle their way through 360 hilarious and silly jokes to find the very best joke ever through a series of hilarious themed rounds. Want to hear the best cheese joke ever? How about the best knock, knock joke? Dick thinks he knows it, but then again so does Dom, so it's up to you to decide. Let battle commence – and may the best joker win!

    Author

    Richard McCourt

    Richard McCourt, otherwise known as Dick from the unfeasibly talented TV twosome Dick and Dom, met Dominic Wood (Dom), at the BBC back in 1996 when Dick was working as a runner (maker of tea) and Dom was appearing on CBBC shows as a magician. They found fame on the double BAFTA award-winning Dick and Dom in da Bungalow, and since then their career on CBBC has gone from strength to strength, with a diverse portfolio of programming. In addition to their work on CBBC they have been the faces and voices of many other shows across TV and radio. Dick and Dom have also enchanted audiences at various festivals, including Camp Bestival and Lollibop. Their books together include Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book, Dick and Dom's Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words and Dick and Dom's Whoopee Book of Practical Jokes.

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