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Looking for a Chilling Read?
Horror Haiku Will Make You Want to Sleep With the Lights On
This poetry collection is not for the faint of heart. Inside you will find both ferocious creatures and human monsters. You will discover new phobias. Reading this haiku may give you the sensation that the walls on closing in, that your house is full of sinister, unexplained noises, and that the spider you lost track of is in your bed.
Proceed at your own risk.
Jason McBride is a weird poet and author of Pirate Haiku. Horror Haiku has over 500 poems that explore the dark side of life, while always leaving at least a glimmer of hope. Each poem is like a mini horror story. Horror Haiku is part poetry and part flash fiction.
As one fan put it:
"Jason's work is wonderfully disturbing."
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Titles in the series (2)
- Pirate Haiku: Twisted Haiku, #1
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Taking Haiku Places It Was Never Meant To Go A Warped and Twisted Take on Pirates If you love short 17-syllable poems about nature and the sublime this book is not for you. But, if you enjoy dark humor and have an affinity for pirates, you need this book. This collection of over 400 poems delves into every aspect of what it means to be a pirate. The book is divided into ten chapters, each with a different pirate theme. The haiku in this book are funny, dark, and occasionally in bad taste. But, they are never boring. Author Jason McBride prides himself on being able to write haiku on just about any topic. In this first book of the Twisted Haiku Series, he takes the ancient Japanese poetry form and throws out the rulebook. Each haiku still has the familiar 5-7-5 syllable pattern, but these poems are anything but traditional. If you want to read haiku about torture, gunpowder, the dangers of snoring on a pirate ship, and much more, you can now get Pirate Haiku for less than a cup of coffee. What Are You Waiting For? Get Your Copy Right Now!
- Haiku Horror: Twisted Haiku, #2
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Looking for a Chilling Read? Horror Haiku Will Make You Want to Sleep With the Lights On This poetry collection is not for the faint of heart. Inside you will find both ferocious creatures and human monsters. You will discover new phobias. Reading this haiku may give you the sensation that the walls on closing in, that your house is full of sinister, unexplained noises, and that the spider you lost track of is in your bed. Proceed at your own risk. Jason McBride is a weird poet and author of Pirate Haiku. Horror Haiku has over 500 poems that explore the dark side of life, while always leaving at least a glimmer of hope. Each poem is like a mini horror story. Horror Haiku is part poetry and part flash fiction. As one fan put it: "Jason's work is wonderfully disturbing." Get Your Copy of Horror Haiku Right Now!
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