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Bad Valentines Series
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Love is one of those four-letter words that people like to throw around – but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town.
Here are three of the strangest love stories you have ever read.
Change of Pace – for a taste of a true Spanish fly.
Wetside Story – a touching saga of love, squid-things and zombie Nazi death subs.
Potboiler, told in a Spanish Key – breaking someone’s heart can sometimes be the very last thing you will ever do.
"If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." – Bookgasm
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- Bad Valentines: Bad Valentines, #1
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Love is one of those four-letter words that people like to throw around – but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town. Here are three of the strangest love stories you have ever read. Change of Pace – for a taste of a true Spanish fly. Wetside Story – a touching saga of love, squid-things and zombie Nazi death subs. Potboiler, told in a Spanish Key – breaking someone’s heart can sometimes be the very last thing you will ever do. "If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." – Bookgasm
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Steve Vernon
Everybody always wants a peek at the man behind the curtain. They all want to see just exactly what makes an author tick.Which ticks me off just a little bit - but what good is a lifetime if you can't ride out the peeve and ill-feeling and grin through it all. Hi! I am Steve Vernon and I'd love to scare you. Along the way I'll try to entertain you and I guarantee a giggle as well.If you want to picture me just think of that old dude at the campfire spinning out ghost stories and weird adventures and the grand epic saga of how Thud the Second stepped out of his cave with nothing more than a rock in his fist and slew the mighty saber-toothed tiger.If I listed all of the books I've written I'd most likely bore you - and I am allergic to boring so I will not bore you any further. Go and read some of my books. I promise I sound a whole lot better in print than in real life. Heck, I'll even brush my teeth and comb my hair if you think that will help any.For more up-to-date info please follow my blog at:http://stevevernonstoryteller.wordpress.com/And follow me at Twitter:@StephenVernonyours in storytelling,Steve Vernon
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