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    Social Mania Mom 2: Social Mania Mom, #2
    Social Mania Mom: Social Mania Mom, #1
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    Social Mania Mom Series

    By Tracy Heath

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    About this series

    Tracy’s a social media nut, and she’s not afraid to admit it. This second Social Mania book is full of zany posts she’s written over the years, compiled into categories like “Fail Spoof Parenting,” “Toddler Talks,” “Crazy Tracy 201,” and more. As a housewife and stay-at-home mom, she always has something silly going on that demands documentation. Here are a few select lines from the book:

    Usually when one contemplates getting bangs, it's due to an aesthetic or fashion desire...not because a certain little boy ran a battery-powered car over your head and got the whole front section of your hair wound around the wheels.... That was a close shave....

    * * *

    Me: (Talking about supper) "Was that yummy or what?"
    Little Buster: "What."

    I don't think that was a compliment.

    * * *

    If you concentrate really hard and roll it around in your mouth enough, warm almond milk almost tastes like hot chocolate. But mostly not.

     

    So if you need a good laugh and enjoy the humor of everyday life, pick up a copy today!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTracy Heath
    Release dateOct 19, 2013
    Social Mania Mom 2: Social Mania Mom, #2
    Social Mania Mom: Social Mania Mom, #1

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    • 1

      Social Mania Mom: Social Mania Mom, #1
      Social Mania Mom: Social Mania Mom, #1

      Social Mania Mom: Social Mania Mom, #1

      Tracy Heath
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      Tracy’s a social media nut, and she’s not afraid to admit it. This book is full of zany posts she’s written over the years, compiled into categories like “Ain’t Got No Maid,” “Toddler Talks,” “Crazy Tracy 101,” and much more. As a housewife and stay-at-home mom, she always has something silly going on that demands documentation. Here are a few select lines from the book: “I ponder why I always have holes in my socks as I sprint out to the trashcan in my newest pair. This shall always remain a mystery to me.” * * * * * * * “Sometimes it's the little things we take for granted--like can openers. They work so much better than teeth.” * * * * * * * “Sam is standing at the sink gargling salt. Little Buster, always the imitator, is standing beside him gargling his banana.” * * * * * * * “Having a dishwasher go on strike really makes you ponder the deep things in life, like whether you are really hungry enough to dirty a dish.”   So if you need a good laugh and enjoy the humor of everyday life, pick up a copy today!

      Tracy’s a social media nut, and she’s not afraid to admit it. This book is full of zany posts she’s written over the years, compiled into categories like “Ain’t Got No Maid,” “Toddler Talks,” “Crazy Tracy 101,” and much more. As a housewife and stay-at-home mom, she always has something silly going on that demands documentation. Here are a few select lines from the book: “I ponder why I always have holes in my socks as I sprint out to the trashcan in my newest pair. This shall always remain a mystery to me.” * * * * * * * “Sometimes it's the little things we take for granted--like can openers. They work so much better than teeth.” * * * * * * * “Sam is standing at the sink gargling salt. Little Buster, always the imitator, is standing beside him gargling his banana.” * * * * * * * “Having a dishwasher go on strike really makes you ponder the deep things in life, like whether you are really hungry enough to dirty a dish.”   So if you need a good laugh and enjoy the humor of everyday life, pick up a copy today!

    • 2

      Social Mania Mom 2: Social Mania Mom, #2
      Social Mania Mom 2: Social Mania Mom, #2

      Social Mania Mom 2: Social Mania Mom, #2

      Tracy Heath
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      Tracy’s a social media nut, and she’s not afraid to admit it. This second Social Mania book is full of zany posts she’s written over the years, compiled into categories like “Fail Spoof Parenting,” “Toddler Talks,” “Crazy Tracy 201,” and more. As a housewife and stay-at-home mom, she always has something silly going on that demands documentation. Here are a few select lines from the book: Usually when one contemplates getting bangs, it's due to an aesthetic or fashion desire...not because a certain little boy ran a battery-powered car over your head and got the whole front section of your hair wound around the wheels.... That was a close shave.... * * * Me: (Talking about supper) "Was that yummy or what?" Little Buster: "What." I don't think that was a compliment. * * * If you concentrate really hard and roll it around in your mouth enough, warm almond milk almost tastes like hot chocolate. But mostly not.   So if you need a good laugh and enjoy the humor of everyday life, pick up a copy today!

      Tracy’s a social media nut, and she’s not afraid to admit it. This second Social Mania book is full of zany posts she’s written over the years, compiled into categories like “Fail Spoof Parenting,” “Toddler Talks,” “Crazy Tracy 201,” and more. As a housewife and stay-at-home mom, she always has something silly going on that demands documentation. Here are a few select lines from the book: Usually when one contemplates getting bangs, it's due to an aesthetic or fashion desire...not because a certain little boy ran a battery-powered car over your head and got the whole front section of your hair wound around the wheels.... That was a close shave.... * * * Me: (Talking about supper) "Was that yummy or what?" Little Buster: "What." I don't think that was a compliment. * * * If you concentrate really hard and roll it around in your mouth enough, warm almond milk almost tastes like hot chocolate. But mostly not.   So if you need a good laugh and enjoy the humor of everyday life, pick up a copy today!

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