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The Snarky Narrator Returns...And He (She?) Is As Disgruntled As Ever...
...Do you envy Beauty for her Gargantuan Library more than you do her prince?
...Have you ever thought it Rather Odd of the Beast to make such a fuss over a little rose?
...And was there or was there not a Roguish Suitor after Beauty's hand?
So ask we all!
These and many more questions the Snarky Narrator grapples with as he (maybe she) returns to once again salivate the inhabitants of the fairytales we all know and love and feel exasperation with.
This is the tale of Beauty and the Beast.
Titles in the series (3)
- Snarktales From Fairyland Collection One: Snarktales From Fairyland, #0
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One Folklorist Has Had It and He's Letting Fairyland Have It... ...Does Cinderella ever strike you as a slightly dull Goody Goody? ...Do you ever suspect she is Not Exactly The Sharpest Knife In the Drawer while retelling the tale to your children? ...Do you envy Beauty for her Gargantuan Library more than you do her prince? ...Have you ever thought it Rather Odd of the Beast to make such a fuss over a little rose? You are not alone. The Snarky Narrator feels the same way. And he (unless perhaps he's a she) is putting that frustration on paper, in a series of witty essays. Here he (maybe she) grapples with these questions about the inhabitants of the fairytales we all know and love and feel exasperation with.
- Grubby Maids and Glass Slippers: An Opinionated Essay on Cinderella From a Disgruntled Narrator: Snarktales From Fairyland, #1
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One Folklorist Has Had It and He's Letting Fairyland Have It... ...Does Cinderella ever strike you as a slightly dull Goody Goody? ...Do you ever suspect she is Not Exactly The Sharpest Knife In the Drawer while retelling the tale to your children? ...Have you ever thought that perhaps the fairy godmother would have been more help with the housework than with Finding a Prince Charming? You are not alone. The Snarky Narrator feels the same way. And he (unless, perhaps he's a she) is putting that frustration on paper, in a series of witty essays. Take a look at this tale of Cinderella and see if you don't agree!
- Gorgeous Girls and Beastly Folk: Another Opinionated Essay From the Same Disgusted Narrator: Snarktales From Fairyland, #2
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The Snarky Narrator Returns...And He (She?) Is As Disgruntled As Ever... ...Do you envy Beauty for her Gargantuan Library more than you do her prince? ...Have you ever thought it Rather Odd of the Beast to make such a fuss over a little rose? ...And was there or was there not a Roguish Suitor after Beauty's hand? So ask we all! These and many more questions the Snarky Narrator grapples with as he (maybe she) returns to once again salivate the inhabitants of the fairytales we all know and love and feel exasperation with. This is the tale of Beauty and the Beast.
Kilmeny Reade
KILMENY READE is an artist and a writer from the Ozark Mountains. She loves books, nature, family, chocolate, and unicorns (especially all together). Her main goal in life is to spend more time with her family, getting out in the woods as much as possible, and tell as many stories and create as much art as she can. You can find out more about her at www.kilmenyreade.wordpress.com
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