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    From Britain With Love: FOSSILS
    The Gobs - Return of the Wrinkled Rockers: FOSSILS, #2
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    FOSSILS Series

    By Robert A Webster

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    About this series

    Getting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it!

     

    Fossdyke Retirement Home has seen its fair share of quirky characters, but it's never seen the likes of these four geriatric rockers!

    To outsiders, they are sweet, funny, if not a tad bit ornery. To those in the know, they are meddlesome, rebellious, and in way over their heads. When chaos erupts, they're not far behind.

     

    What begin as ordinary days, where others their age would spend their time chatting up a friend or family member, these four spend their days and nights making music, performing for their legion of fans, globetrotting to exciting destinations, and of course, getting mixed up in perilous situations. Between outrunning the press and persistent record companies, coming face-to-face with ISIS rebels, and the occasional death or two, it's all they can do to keep their wits about them and escape injury.

     

    Follow the madcap adventures of Britain's most irreverently lovable elderly rockers as they trip, stumble, and fall into one situation after another and have a few laughs along the way in From Britain with Love, a hilarious action-packed thriller!

     

     

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRobert A Webster
    Release dateOct 26, 2018
    From Britain With Love: FOSSILS
    The Gobs - Return of the Wrinkled Rockers: FOSSILS, #2

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      The Gobs - Return of the Wrinkled Rockers: FOSSILS, #2
      The Gobs - Return of the Wrinkled Rockers: FOSSILS, #2

      The Gobs - Return of the Wrinkled Rockers: FOSSILS, #2

      Robert A Webster
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      Hoist up the incontinence pants, brush the fluff from your slippers, and make a nice cup of cocoa.   THEY'RE BACK!                                                              The Fossils return for their second hilarious action-packed thriller. This time, the peace and tranquillity of Fossdyke get shattered when our mischievous wrinkled rockers and their megastar friend have a sensational new album in production. Once again pursued by the now-disgraced record producer, and things take a dangerous twist, following a kidnapping. With an international hunt underway and the old rockers causing mayhem, a rescue attempt is made with hilarious consequences. Do they succeed?  Find out before they get too old for this shit.   Age is just a number and getting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it  

      Hoist up the incontinence pants, brush the fluff from your slippers, and make a nice cup of cocoa.   THEY'RE BACK!                                                              The Fossils return for their second hilarious action-packed thriller. This time, the peace and tranquillity of Fossdyke get shattered when our mischievous wrinkled rockers and their megastar friend have a sensational new album in production. Once again pursued by the now-disgraced record producer, and things take a dangerous twist, following a kidnapping. With an international hunt underway and the old rockers causing mayhem, a rescue attempt is made with hilarious consequences. Do they succeed?  Find out before they get too old for this shit.   Age is just a number and getting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it  

    • From Britain With Love: FOSSILS
      From Britain With Love: FOSSILS

      From Britain With Love: FOSSILS

      Robert A Webster
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      Getting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it!   Fossdyke Retirement Home has seen its fair share of quirky characters, but it's never seen the likes of these four geriatric rockers! To outsiders, they are sweet, funny, if not a tad bit ornery. To those in the know, they are meddlesome, rebellious, and in way over their heads. When chaos erupts, they're not far behind.   What begin as ordinary days, where others their age would spend their time chatting up a friend or family member, these four spend their days and nights making music, performing for their legion of fans, globetrotting to exciting destinations, and of course, getting mixed up in perilous situations. Between outrunning the press and persistent record companies, coming face-to-face with ISIS rebels, and the occasional death or two, it's all they can do to keep their wits about them and escape injury.   Follow the madcap adventures of Britain's most irreverently lovable elderly rockers as they trip, stumble, and fall into one situation after another and have a few laughs along the way in From Britain with Love, a hilarious action-packed thriller!    

      Getting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it!   Fossdyke Retirement Home has seen its fair share of quirky characters, but it's never seen the likes of these four geriatric rockers! To outsiders, they are sweet, funny, if not a tad bit ornery. To those in the know, they are meddlesome, rebellious, and in way over their heads. When chaos erupts, they're not far behind.   What begin as ordinary days, where others their age would spend their time chatting up a friend or family member, these four spend their days and nights making music, performing for their legion of fans, globetrotting to exciting destinations, and of course, getting mixed up in perilous situations. Between outrunning the press and persistent record companies, coming face-to-face with ISIS rebels, and the occasional death or two, it's all they can do to keep their wits about them and escape injury.   Follow the madcap adventures of Britain's most irreverently lovable elderly rockers as they trip, stumble, and fall into one situation after another and have a few laughs along the way in From Britain with Love, a hilarious action-packed thriller!    

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    Robert A Webster

    Robert A. Webster is a multi-genre author based in Sihanoukville, Cambodia. Originally from Cleethorpes, UK, he embodies both hearty wit and adventurous vigor, making his prose insanely memorable and incessantly enjoyable. His unique brand of snarky humour and imaginative storytelling breathe vivid life into his work, which combines comical British characters with exotic Southeast Asian settings. The result is "brilliant" and "unpredictable," as Dinorah Blackman of Readers' Favorite says. His first novel Siam Storm received rave reviews in the expat community in southeast Asia. Its sequels, Chalice and Bimat, were similarly acclaimed. Protector, the fourth book of the Siam Storm series, continues the journey of the lovable scallywags who have a penchant for mischief. The books document high-octane escapades and colourful, fantastical narratives that don't stop. His other hilarious novels include Fossils and Spice, and his journey into the Paranormal genre with PATH and Next makes him an adaptable imaginative writer. When he's not crafting unforgettable stories, he enjoys snorkelling, self-deprecating humour, and the warm climate of Cambodia.

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