Have you ever wanted to pop out of your own left boob that has been meticulously crafted into a delicious cake that sprays champagne out of the nipple at a drag/BOO-zy brunch where we all share ghost stories? Well… you’re in LUCK… one day, in the future (date not yet picked nor planned or anything beyond a wild conversation about it), you will be able to. Maybe. 

You can’t trust our planning abilities, and to be honest, we can’t trust much this week. One listener babysat three kids and a bad man who slammed doors, another was plagued by a shadow figure family like Corinne’s mudroom family, 

Hopefully we can trust Punxsutawney Phil who told us that spring is coming early… in Phil we trust… 

Jezmina’s podcast: Romanistan 

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Disclaimer: the use of white sage and smudging is a closed practice. If you’re looking to cleanse your space, here are some great alternatives!