In Episode 364, Patrick, Jeffrey, and Craig chat about Wilyer Abreu's defense and continental drift and   then discuss five mostly baseball topics. 1. Real or No Real: April baseball is just a construct. 2. Profar away, doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore: Jurickson Profar found himself very relavant this past weekend.3. Around the Horn: Even more pitcher injuries, and some second city signings.  4. What to Watch: The Mariners and the Mets? Yeah, it's a weird week. 5. An all-time disaster of a game that might be partially spoiled by the episode title.  Five and Dive is listener-supported, you can join our Patreon at patreon.com/fiveanddive. If you want to get in contact with the show, the e-mail address is fiveanddive@baseballprospectus.com.Our theme tune is by Jawn Stockton. You can listen to him on Spotify and Apple Music.Spotify: http://bit.ly/JawnStockton_SpotifyApple Music: http://bit.ly/JawnStockton_AM