In Episode 13, Emma and Craig discuss seltzer and then tackle five more (mostly) baseball topics1. Definitely not collusion: Alex Anthopolous was basically the Cayman Islands banker from the Simpsons this week,2. Sustainable Success: The Red Sox are probably mad they have to pay JD Martinez like Carlos Santana money.3. Weights and Measures: We've already had more sequels to our robot ump discussion than the Terminator series4. You've given me 17.7 Million reasons: Qualifying Offers have been made, and we discuss who might accept.5. Raymour and Whine-igins: Sometimes tweeting is good, but only if you are a mattress company. Five and Dive is listener-supported, you can join our Patreon at patreon.com/fiveanddive. If you want to get in contact with the show, the e-mail address is fiveanddive@baseballprospectus.com