"I'm soft now." This was an emo episode of VPR (and it wasn't even emo night). Lots of deep convos: Ariana & Lala, Lala & Jo, Jo & Schwartz. Also, Katie opts to eat another jacket rather than do a group activity with Sandoval (jacket: leather, activity: paintball).Next on the agenda: Summer House (17:28) -- welcome to the WSANDA rotation! Tensions are high in the Hamptons. We've got a flower boy, a fancy dinner (thrown by our Lord and Savior Paige DeSorbo), and several more fights. Amanda and Ann get into it.Then the gals get their minds blown and their worlds rocked by sexy, insightful Brooklyn-based apprentice dominatrix "Holly" (29:22). They talk lube fairies, feet pics, pay pigs, pegging, and so much more. (Also, doesn't "The Dominatrix's Apprentice" sound like an incredible movie title?)For this week's happy ending (1:10:40), Ann and Amanda play "Safe Word" a new game where they imagine what safe words various Bravolebs might choose (this quickly devolves into free word association).If you want to be sexy and smart, check out Holly's wonderful resources:The Sex EdThe Wheel of ConsentMeet the dominatrix who requires the men who hire her to read Black feminist theoryDominatrices are showing people how to have rough sex safelyKamaPleasure ActivismThe Ethical Slut
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