Sgt. Alvinia T. Plout's (Vicki Lawrence) back! She's hiding out in Los Angeles, having run away from the Army after a love affair with a handsome fellow soldier went sour. She's hoping to cage romantic advice from Laverne & Shirley, and to use their new apartment as a hiding place while she works her grief out by moonlighting as a singer in a local club. The girls are already terrified of her, but when they find out Sgt. Plout is actually AWOL, they find themselves terrified FOR her. They track Alvinia down at her new job to warn her the fuzz is looking for her. But helping out their former superior officer forces them to join her act. Will they be able to help Alvinia get back to the army or will she get caught by the MPs first?! Meanwhile, Lenny and Squiggy give Squiggy a makeover to create a new Squig for the active lifestyle!

On pod, we can't stop loving Plout, talk about the audio engineering for the music numbers, and cover the expansion of a guest character!