After overhearing her father Frank complain that Laverne is going to grow old and never get married, she has a fitful dream about her and Shirley being 80 years old, still virgins, and every eligible bachelor in their age group is croaking. That is, until Lenny and Squiggy return to their lives. Will this dream become a nightmare of broken hips and fat suits and hair worms?! On pod, Chris bemoans fat jokes and Lisa ships Lavenny like crazy.