Episode 351: Wild Things (1998)

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Episode 351: Wild Things (1998)

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Mar 24, 2023

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Two high school students accuse their guidance counselor of rape, but what really happened is far more complex. Listen as we chat about James’ secret family, rich people flexing with their phones, and Kevin Bacon’s well-preserved penis. Then we find out if Wild Things stands the Test of Time.

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Mar 24, 2023

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Are the classic movies of our childhood really as great as we remember them? Hosts Alan Noah and James Brief take a fresh look at our favorite films to see if they have stood The Test of Time.

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