Before any of you get too excited, I want to make it clear I’m not recording this because I’m ready to… jump back into the spotlight. Special thanks to Merry N. (@muddyevilist) for lending this project their invaluable familiarity with terrible British tabloid headlines. Written and produced by Kale Brown. Artwork by Kale Brown. All music and sound effects used are available under a CC0 license. Music was ‘Sphere’ by Andrew Kn. [LOUD EERIE NOISE] was ‘Sci-fi Ambient Drone’ by Niedec. Visit us on Twitter at @sinkholepodcast or visit the website at sinkholepodcast.com.