Hello babies! Portland, OR based babies: Come to Emily's album recording on January 20th at the Curious Comedy Theater!  Non Portland based babies: Portland is very beautiful in late January, consider visiting?  Happy new year! Maybe things will get better this year, maybe not? We will be here to scream into our hands with you either way. On Chunch Chat, Martha shows off a coyote eating donkey. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Death during consensual sex." I learned the word defenestration!  Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt