Well Hello There, Kiddies Welcome to our annual tribute to horror writers!! It's another edition of SCARY STORIES TO TELL (JOE) IN THE DARK!! This time around we've got four delicious tales of terror ranging from the deadliest Christmas ever to first contact with extraterrestrials!  Ashley and Joe sit in their dark, creepy apartment and share the old fashioned past-time of telling spooky stories by candlelight. As usual music and sound effects have been added and could be jarring for some listeners.  This episode is best listened to with headphones. Stories: "Fake News" by Matthew Gall Buy his book Insomniac: Bite Sized Scary Stories on Amazon! "50,000" by reddit user jtb685 Check out their reddit sub at www.reddit.com/r/jtb685 "Distorted Warning Signals" by Ashley Rose Wellman Check out her website ashleyrosewellman.com and follow her on Instagram @ashleyrosewellman "The Meteor Generation" by Heather Flowers ALL MUSICAL CONTRIBUTIONS BY VIVEK ABISHEK  Hear more at www.youtube.com/c/VIVEKABHISHEK