358: Human Remains In The Apartment / Washing Apple Watch

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358: Human Remains In The Apartment / Washing Apple Watch

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23 minutes

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Jan 17, 2024

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What would you do if you moved into a new apartment and found an urn of human ashes in the closet? - Do you wash your Apple Watch in the dishwasher? - What is microcheating?

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Jan 17, 2024

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Tom Kelly is a stand up comedian embracing life's adventure. The Tom Kelly Show is a show about life’s difficulties and how he comically overcomes them. A New York based stand-up comedian, Tom Kelly has viewed this period of our lives as a time for personal growth. Listen as he and his cast of friends, experts, celebrities and fellow comics traverse life’s butt-kicking challenges and come away wiser, laughing most of the way.

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89: Go Listen To 87 and 88: It was hard to find a spot where I felt comfortable doing today's show! Listen to me briefly muse about why today's show keeps falling apart and then do yourself a favor and go listen to last week's show! by Tom Kelly Show
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87: Janette Barber - Part 1: Janette Barber of Rosie O’Donnell and Sirius XM radio fame rejoins Tom Kelly. Janette grades how performed on the 20 Solo Show challenge. Does Tom need to clean up his language on the show? Other Topics: The Suicide Squad Verus Suicide... by Tom Kelly Show
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104: Dating The Unvaccinated: Should Tom Kelly go on a date with an unvaccinated woman? Tom talks about how he keeps attracting women who are not vaccinated. Show Notes: Tom Kelly Opening For Pete Correale at Comedy Club We Should Say “I Want To See Tom Kelly”: Tom's... by Tom Kelly Show
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99: Norm MacDonald, Colbert, Broadway Reopens: Tom Kelly discusses what he admired about Norm MacDonald and gives the inside scoop on “the Norm MacDonald incident” at Quinnipiac College May Weekend 1998. Tom discusses how subbing in as the warm up comedian at Stephen Colbert and Broadway... by Tom Kelly Show
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101: Wiccans, Slam Books and Guy Tips: Tom Kelly encounters Wiccan women under the Harvest Moon. Learn what the Snap Chat of 1920 was . . . PLUS Reddit's “Guy Tips” by Tom Kelly Show
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108: The Four Word Answer Rob Schuter: Rob Schuter “Naughty But Nice Rob” tells us what Jennifer Lopez, Diddy, and Jessica Simpson all have in common. They use Four Words to define themselves. Show Notes: Rob Schuter's New Book: Rob's Instagram: by Tom Kelly Show
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115: Janette Barber: Facebook Thinks Tom's Gay: Tom Kelly’s mentor and friend Janette Barber of Rosie O’Donnell Show fame returns! Why does Facebook think Tom Kelly is gay? One of Tom’s TikToks is going viral. Plus what did we think of the Dave Chapelle controversy? by Tom Kelly Show
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358: Human Remains In The Apartment / Washing Apple Watch

358: Human Remains In The Apartment / Washing Apple Watch

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