356 Apricity and Hurkle Durkle

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356 Apricity and Hurkle Durkle

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Jan 10, 2024

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Tom gets results from a skin cancer biopsy. Tom learns the words “Apricity” and “Hurkle Durkle”.

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Jan 10, 2024

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Tom Kelly is a stand up comedian embracing life's adventure. The Tom Kelly Show is a show about life’s difficulties and how he comically overcomes them. A New York based stand-up comedian, Tom Kelly has viewed this period of our lives as a time for personal growth. Listen as he and his cast of friends, experts, celebrities and fellow comics traverse life’s butt-kicking challenges and come away wiser, laughing most of the way.

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98: Mentally Al - Al Lubel Documentary: Director and Comedian Josh Edelman discusses Mentally Al a documentary on beloved stand up comic Al Lubel. Where is the thin line between being mentally ill and a genius? What does a comedian have to sacrifice for success? Show Notes Al Lubel... by Tom Kelly Show
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125: Ryan Peterson The Real Morning Show: Ryan Peterson is living his dream working as a News Anchor at WTEN in Albany, NY. Ryan shares some of the reasons why his newscast has thrived as the media evolves. Plus what does an actual morning newscaster think of Apple TV’s Morning Show. Show... by Tom Kelly Show
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356 Apricity and Hurkle Durkle

356 Apricity and Hurkle Durkle

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