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Jan 16, 2024

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Where do babies come from? Rich and Nicole go over how to answer when your kid wants to know more about the birds and the bees. They also discuss a terrifying ordeal with the kids at the doctor's office, the Stanley Cup craze, defiant youngsters and how to prepare your kid to travel with another family.

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Jan 16, 2024

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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

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Crying Over Spilt Milk: Rich believes he’s being emotionally abused by his three-year-old and Nicole has a story about getting peed on. by Have Kids, They Said…
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Christmas Nightmares: Keegan Spills at the dentist (multiple times) and Emmy has been permanently scarred by the Disney version of a Christmas Carol. by Have Kids, They Said…
44 min listen
Booblets: Nicole faces the next generation of “calm down, relax” and Rich is impressed with Emmy’s creative lyrical ad-libbing. by Have Kids, They Said…
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To Vasectomy or not to Vasectomy?: From cows with surprising names to that big question Dad’s face, this week Rich and Nicole have got genitalia on the brain. by Have Kids, They Said…
37 min listen
Throwback Thursday: Rich throws it back with a list of things all kids do and Nicole is “rounding down, like I always do” when it comes to money. by Have Kids, They Said…
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Johnny!: Rich is off kids duty for a week which means sex and pizza and Nicole taught her son Keegan something she now (sort of) regrets. by Have Kids, They Said…
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Private Parts: Nicole and Rich get into the nitty-gritty of how to handle kids handling their private parts and Ben dons his very becoming baby helmet. by Have Kids, They Said…
35 min listen
Trailer: Coming Soon: Longtime friends Nicole and Rich have gone from carefree twenty-somethings to (somewhat) responsible parents of small children. They exchange war stories about family life and laugh about the absurdity of modern parenting. by Have Kids, They Said…
1 min listen
Judgy Do-Gooders: Nicole hates everything this week but most prominently Keegan’s “I can do it myself” phase and Rich learns about the crusty bacterial nightmare, impetigo. by Have Kids, They Said…
32 min listen
We’re Thankful For…: No one wants to hang out with Rich and Nicole recounts how she got into an accidental beef with a woman on a scooter. by Have Kids, They Said…
36 min listen
What Did You Just Say to Me?: Between knock knock jokes, accusations of insanity and blatant lies, Nicole’s entire family has turned against her and Rich is discovering that he’s on the fast track to becoming Emmy’s bitch. by Have Kids, They Said…
38 min listen
Was it Really Broke?: Rich and Nicole explore things that were better before they “fixed” them, what's growing in your kids bath toys and why zoom is ruining us all. by Have Kids, They Said…
42 min listen
Other Kids Ruin Everything: Rich and Nicole are sick of other people’s bratty kids and wonder how to discern if your child will grow up to be a serial killer. by Have Kids, They Said…
31 min listen
Bragging at Inopportune Moments: Rich fights his passive-aggressive nature and avoids bragging about Emmy and Nicole’s husband Matt has a zoom crush. by Have Kids, They Said…
38 min listen
Happy Swallow Schween!: Nicole and Rich celebrate an important anniversary to kick off this special, where they reminisce about Halloweens past and lament the limitations of Halloween present. by Have Kids, They Said…
35 min listen
Cake Pops.: Nicole and Rich both hate the Brits this week, agree that Cake Pops are a food group for people under five and ponder the cutoff age for having sex in front of your children. by Have Kids, They Said…
32 min listen
Thank You Jefus: Rich has a story about a drugstore rainbow unicorn and Nicole is correcting Parker about some hilarious mistakes. by Have Kids, They Said…
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Butt Lobes: Rich is worried that Emmy is too soft and Nicole is considering sticking a fork in her husband Matt’s eye. by Have Kids, They Said…
44 min listen
Diaper Bombs: Rich has a new way of dealing with his enemies and Nicole is on Divorce.com. by Have Kids, They Said…
53 min listen
Toonophilia: Keegan’s #winning has got Nicole on edge and Rich’s workout equipment is rebelling. by Have Kids, They Said…
33 min listen
A Series of Unfortunate Events: Rich is wearing a beautiful bathrobe to begin celebrating the holidays and Nicole is in a glass case of emotion. by Have Kids, They Said…
34 min listen
Swinging Into 2021: Nicole and Rich guess one another's resolutions and explore which of their kids’ recent habits should actually concern them. by Have Kids, They Said…
37 min listen
Donut or Doin’ It?: Rich is negotiating with terrorists (aka Emmy) and Nicole is dealing with limbs being stuck in places where limbs simply should not go. Also, when was the last time you ate a donut…. by Have Kids, They Said…
31 min listen
The 11th Floor: Nicole suspects her son, Keegan, might be clairvoyant and Rich has had it with stickers. by Have Kids, They Said…
41 min listen
Daddy Here: Nicole found where her son has been hiding all his trash and Rich is looking for the line between overdoing it and under doing it. by Have Kids, They Said…
48 min listen
Creep Alert: Nicole is fantasizing about something strange and Rich is becoming a little too casual. by Have Kids, They Said…
39 min listen
What Team Are You On?: Rich analyzes school drop-off fashion choices and Nicole has had it with Keegan’s demands for “cold water - two ice cubes”. by Have Kids, They Said…
38 min listen
Observing the Childless: Rich has been observing friends without children and breaks down their envious daily activities for Nicole who can’t get enough of her greatest escape: Bridgerton. by Have Kids, They Said…
40 min listen
Mad Mad Mad: Nicole meets one of her least favorite moms ever and Rich has harrowing flight experience. by Have Kids, They Said…
45 min listen
Back to ‘Fornia: Rich and Nicole are feeling things out this week. by Have Kids, They Said…
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Where Should I Put This Bad Boy?: As professional talkers both Nicole and Rich have been suffering from the Art of Small Talk recently. Rich cannot believe the words that are coming out of his mouth in various awkward encounters this week. Meanwhile, Nicole’s son has been up to mischief and her housecleaner shaming her bedroom antics. We hate cake pops, lice and Woody Woodpecker this week and you will laugh/cry too. Oh! And Nicole & Rich will be reunited soon and celebrate 20 years of friendship! by Have Kids, They Said…
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Put the P in the V: Today, Nicole can’t even get one whole minute alone from the kids to record the podcast while Rich nurses a Little League injury from a 6 year-old. It’s peak parenting time all round! We hear from you this week, with your questions about travel, Justin Beiber & Jerry Seinfeld, when’s the right time to have another kid and what are three things we can’t live without. by Have Kids, They Said…
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Financial Boner: As a parent, what is turning you on? Rich & Nicole are constantly surprised at what has them hot and bothered. It’s Spring Break for Nicole and she’s discovered her love language is logistics while her husband Matt is chaotically “time blind”. Rich is juggling some wildly competitive kids on the softball field. And we wanna know, are you ordering kids meals for yourself while dining out? Also Nicole interviews The Rock with an unfortunate interruption from her kid. Truly a ‘Have Kids They Said’ moment. by Have Kids, They Said…
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Keep It Hairy: We learn how to properly blow (out candles) and while we're waiting for the Spice Girls reunion, Taylor Swift teaches us about what "fortnight" means. Rich continues to be a sport fan but please no farts. Nicole and Rich ask the big questions: Do we worry about the end of the world? Is the best era of Women’s Sports here? And what is the right protocol with kids' parties and no gifts? But if you're under 45 years old and your name is Barbara, Nicole & Rich wanna know you! Give the IG a follow and send a DM! by Have Kids, They Said…
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Play Fierce: Today Nicole and Rich recap stories from Coachella and The Masters before discussing acceptable excuses to miss your child's birth. Then, cool mom Nicole laments that her kids are finding her more embarrassing while Rich sounds off on parents who think it's wrong to coach kids in sports to "play angry." And last but not least, Rich reveals he sobbed during the Bluey half-hour special and Nicole recounts how her auctioneer career got effed by a dumb Gatsby font. Top that! by Have Kids, They Said…
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Koozie Stache: Nicole has new glasses! Which naturally leads to discussing... smuggling drugs through TSA inside bodily orifices? Yep! After that fun detour, Rich & Nicole dish about NYC reducing its rat population using RAT BIRTH CONTROL (yes, this is real), how weird it is seeing a teacher outside of school, and restaurant check splitting etiquette. Plus, they dive into how to keep a younger child occupied at events (hint: stuff their face with snacks) and if it's ok to taste your partner's breast milk. Yum? by Have Kids, They Said…
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Peppermint Patty: What are we wearing to school drop off & pick up, people? Rich thinks parents are a little TOO put together in LA, meanwhile New Yorkers are 1000% keeping it real like usual, according to Nicole. This episode you’re getting all the ups and downs of parent life: drama at the junior sports league, whether to book a cleaner or DIY, accidentally creating VIP kids and finally, we’ll find out what the difference between a hotel and a motel is. by Have Kids, They Said…
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Hide the Smut: If you’re calling radio stations and making song requests in the year 2024, then Nicole and Rich are not going to stand for it! This episode, you’ll hear a little game of ‘Nerd OR Awesome?’ and we wanna know: what kind of books would you put on display on your newly built bookshelves? You’ll also get the lowdown on the team’s fave emojis, a bunch of fun listener questions and which fast food restaurant we’d want to literally bottle and make into a candle. by Have Kids, They Said…
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Sex Lives of Conjoined Girls: This week has been a doozy - Nicole gives an update to her eye problems and why her health is causing her so much stress. But on to lighter things - doesn’t everyone in New York have a friend who f*cked Jeter? This week Nicole hates that her son forgets to flush, not doing Target HER way, and not being able to see causing her to go the wrong way on the subway. Rich hates that his daughter isn’t being gentle with his son, that everything in their house is a competition, and his kids being picky. But that’s okay, because we’ve GOT to talk about how conjoined twin Abby Hensel got married. I mean…what does that entail. Rich and Nicole say what everyone is thinking. Finally, they top that with bad health days, not being the funniest person in the room, and is this cake? by Have Kids, They Said…
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Marigolds & Gummies: Today, Nicole and Rich are wondering how you enhance your life as a parent (without your kids around!) before getting into spring break activities that drain us of our energy and our wallets, fun date night ideas and you’ll find out why Rich has a nipple problem. by Have Kids, They Said…
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Bangin’ Oldies: Nicole and Rich jumped to conclusions and debrief after the recent Royal news and they wanna know: when did you get it wrong? Meanwhile, they whip through some insightful parenting advice thanks to your questions on sleeping, how many precious years do we have with our kids and how to find time for your sex life while parenting. Also, we have some hot tips on baby names, and how P.F. Chang's determined Rich’s kid name. A friendly reminder that this podcast is definitely not safe for kids, it’s for parents only! by Have Kids, They Said…
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